The Story

I felt as though it was necessary to post this... Written by a colleague of mine and myself, a brilliant piece of work, if I may say so myself...


The Story (inspired by Gizzberg)
By Siobhan.
Oh, and Julia.
Yeah.

On a hillop in Northern Island, lived a man.
Gotta lick an eyeball…
Gotta hide the photocopier.
Gotta skin the dog…
Gotta split yo face…
Gotta rape ya monkey…
Gotta write a song… about you…
Gotta make you moleless…
Just close your eyes!!
Gotta make GaGa an outfit.
Gonna be a surprise.
Gonna grate your dick…
I’m at your place. I like yo mum.
I like to get funky… Inside the photocopier.
Dick Dick Brick MAUL.
Gonna sh*t on yo face.
Processing yo information. I like yo boobs.
Like how you regenerate like a frog… turns me on…
Respawn on me. Yes. Sexually.
Through that split in your curtains I can see you… Brilliantly…
Relax. I’m a doctor. Just kidding, I’m Jude Law.
Howling, last night I needed you… egg…
I’ll make you squeal… like a fish.
You’re a spy… I’m just smashed… sex…
I just came. On yo squash.
Baby you know my umbrella… tonight everything’s gonna unroll…
I like yo flesh. Only when I’m blind, B*tch.
Gonna sex yo clock… Gonna sex yo rockin’ chair…
I’m Grandfather Time!!
Dissatisfaction. Satisfaction. Faction. Fact. Bum.
Give me that Holy White……………. white white… Bum.
Lying down. Feeling Indian. Bum.
On the hillop… grating his dick… coming on a squash… there was a man.

Vampire Diaries

Now, I'm no vampire freak, and I'm certainly no 'Twi-hard' but I do like my fair share of blood and sexy vampire times. The reason why I'm blogging about this is that my dear boyfriend Andrew asked me about this show. I will now recount the amusing tale of said conversation. (Pay special note to my 'plot summary' at the end)...

Andrew: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Watching Vampire Diaries... hehehe"
Andrew: "Does you're mother know what you're doing? lol"
Me: "Yes, she watches it too Hahahaha"
Andrew: "Really? I thought it was all intensely sexual?"
Me: "Lol No! That's True Blood."
Andrew: "Oh lol they're all the same to me. So what's this one about? And don't say vampires lol"
Me: "Vampires."
Andrew: "You. Suck."
Me: "Wa ha ha ha ha! :P I laughed so much"
Andrew: "I'm glad to make you laugh, but now what is it actually about? There is that fabled thing known as plot?"
Me: "Lol. It's just like: New people in town. Oh look, they're vampires. He's in love with her. He wants to eat her a bit too. That's a touch awkward."

Hahahaha just a touch awkward.







It was funnier at the time. I swear.

Re-Blogging ep 2

Here is another blog, about a crazy NZ TV Show...



20th-Feb-2009 05:22 pm - Killian Curse

So lately I've been watching a New Zealand made show called 'The Killian Curse'.

In a nutshell, the show follows the students of Room 21 at Killian High School trying to fight of the various demons who try to steal their souls so that the evil Killian can walk the earth once again.

Realistic.

Anyway me and my sister decided that the show was (probably unintentionally) quite sexual. The dude Killian is somehow... appealing... It's freaky...

Re-Blogging ep 1

Here are some of my posts from my old LiveJournal. By the way the link is: http://thejoker13.livejournal.com/

This is one about Hugh Jackman. I think it's pretty self explanatory.



21st-Nov-2008 03:34 pm - Hugh Jackman voted sexiest man in the world


OH MY GOSH!! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!!
Hugh Jackman was voted SEXIEST man in the world yesterday!!

*swoon*

*faint*

*wakes up*

*faints again*

Oh, he is soooo gorgeous... *day-dreaming*

Actually it's about freakin time, he's been sexy for ages.
Anywho, I'm just happy that the world now knows about his immense loveliness so when people walk past my locker and see the poster of him they won't be like, "Who's that guy?" They'll be like, "Oh my gosh! It's Hugh Jackman! He's a sexy beast!!"
I am very content.

Here's my favourite pic of my future husband:



*faint*